( i am, by definition, my own best friend. ) - ( cuddlr )

[telepathic]

Emma Frost (My Secret) Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Talk to me if you like what you see, sugar. We'll get to know each other very well.

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YES
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NO
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[chiropteras]

[ cont. from here ]

I've rarely been told I'm "coy" in person. We could try that if you want.

[telepathic]

Is that an offer for the ability to call you coy in person or you trying to prove me wrong? I don't mind either but consider me curious.

[chiropteras]

Let's say "both" and keep our options open.

[telepathic]

For both of our benefits or just mine?

[ Choose wisely, Bruce. Choose very wisely. ]

[chiropteras]

I'd like to think it'd be to our mutual benefit.

[ Otherwise, why bother socializing? ]

[telepathic]

Aren't you the charmer. Suppose I shouldn't be surprised when you're 38 and you look like you've been around for long enough to know better.

You won't be too hurt, will you?

[chiropteras]

If you find out anything about me, Miss Frost, it's that I'm fairly resilient.

[telepathic]

I've heard so many say that and so few of them can back it up, Mister Wayne.

Let me guess, you'll be the exception?

[chiropteras]

Well, that would be a bit presumptuous of me to say such a thing, wouldn't it?

[ But he does have scars to prove it so... ]

[telepathic]

It would, but that's never stopped anyone before. Who knows, with an answer like that maybe you are the exception who just doesn't want to brag.

[ Is she teasing, is she trying to get him to do it? Both? The world may never know. ]

[chiropteras]

Guess you'll just have to find out.

[telepathic]

Now you're promising things that involve you getting ahead of yourself.

[ And then: ]

Are you free tonight, Mr. Wayne?

[inthewar]

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Do you like what you see?

[telepathic]

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Like is a strong word. Intrigued at least. Life's short so make your profile short to not waste any time?

[inthewar]

Exactly. You get it. I'm a 'cut through the bullshit' kind of guy, we all know what we're here for. And for me, it sure as hell isn't long romantic walks on the beach or whatever line some of the other assholes use just to make themselves sound good.

[ikols]

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[telepathic]

✓

Are your lunch and dinner dates already taken?

[ that's not the point of anything but it's the safest opening question she has. ]

[ikols]

[ Building a newer, brighter, better cabal. A breakfast cabal! ]

They're open if you prefer! :-)

[telepathic]

I might. Breakfast implies I spent the night to be there for the date, Loki. I could be persuaded to consider brunch dates.

[ Because brunch cabal is clearly the most superior cabal. ]

[ikols]

[ He didn't even have to try before getting shot down this time, it's an epidemic. ]

Brunch is also acceptable. All the pancakes of nine AM with a dash of midday bubbly?

[telepathic]

[ Shot down implies she wouldn't consider it. She's done worse than a literal God. ]

Waffles, but precisely. Is that a true offer, or are you just teasing?

[ikols]

[ All she wants him for is to see him benchpress a car but joke's on her because he's lazy!! ]

I would never joke about food!
When are you free? I'll pay, of course.

[telepathic]

[ Benchpress a car, use his lying tongue for more pleasurable than just lying, same difference. Hopefully not the same level of laziness!!!

She almost says I wouldn't know if you joke about food but she thinks beter of it. Later, perhaps. ]

As it turns out, I believe I have tomorrow morning free. You should as well.

[ "Should", see also: make. ]

[telepathic]

Some of those assholes as you want to call them do want those long romantic walks on the beach.

And truth be told, I at least enjoy dinner. Because that isn't exactly "bullshit", that's being polite.

[ikols]

[ So forward, Frosty!! And bossy too, huff. ]

Alright, alright, I'll send you a time and place. Brunch Cabal will be in effect!